The sneaker features a bright green suede upper brilliantly contrasted by brown hair-like fabric. And did you notice the ‘Grinch’ fingers sneakily poking out from the shoe’s sides?

No, I don’t think you’re quaint. I’m not the Grinch, you know I ain’t. I would not like it if not you. I would not like it if dyed blue. I do not like your special day. I feel this way, it’s safe to ...