The President is at the center of a brazenly transactional ecosystem that rewards flattery and lockstep loyalty.

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A curtain opens on a stage to reveal different shaped animated characters - a sphere, a cube and a pyramid. NARRATOR: It's crunch time for the 3D crew. And who's going to take home the coveted ...