One of our beloved heroes has fallen victim to the evils of Hollywood and a Disney corporation. Vin Diesel will be starring in “The Pacifier.” We’re talking about the little device that babies suck on ...

(CNN) -- Halfway through the so-called comedy "The Pacifier," Vin Diesel -- in an ill-conceived effort to save one of his young charges -- jumps into a sewer and becomes covered, head to toe ...