Why can’t Easter eggs tell jokes? They’d crack up. Why did the Easter egg feel so confident? Because it was hard-boiled. Why did the Easter egg go to therapy? It was dealing with some shell shock.

Narrator: These little marshmallow blobs are being blasted with sugar to become Peeps. Just Born can produce 5.5 million edible chicks and bunnies a day in this facility. Caitlin Servian: I think ...